A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
In walks her husband’s friend Ben. The woman tells him her husband’s in the shower and asks if he can come back later. Instead, Ben steps in and quietly says, "I have $400 in my pocket. I’ll give it to you if you’ll open your bathrobe for me." She’s offended, but really needs the money so she agrees, opens her robe, and lets Ben have a quick peek before doing it up again. Ben gives her the $400, and she opens the door for him to leave, but he says, "I have another $400 in my other pocket. I’ll give it to you if you let me touch your breasts." Now she’s really mortified, but again, she needs the money, so she undoes her robe and lets him have a quick feel. Taking the other $400 from him, she lets him out the door.
Going back upstairs, she gets back in the shower with her husband, feeling a little bit guilty.
"Who was that?" the husband asks.
"Oh, that was just Ben," the wife answers.
"Ben?" the husband says. "That son of a ***** owes me 800 bucks!"
2006-11-12 18:00:22 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow! LOL
2006-11-12 18:01:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
and..
Well superman was flying around one sunny afternoon and looks down and happens to see wonder woman sunbathing in the nude. Superman is thinking hmmmm.... I could go down and hit that so fast she would never know it was me..... So Bang Bang he hits and is gone. Wonder woman asks what the hell was that? The invisible man says I do not know but it got me in the azz!
2006-11-12 18:02:57 · answer #2 · answered by tbear 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hehe...wat a nice way of pay off his debt...
Copping a feel makes the empty pockets worth it...
2006-11-12 18:09:19 · answer #3 · answered by fliptastic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ben, that son of a *****>>hehehe>>>>>really funny>>>LOL
2006-11-12 18:05:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! What a friend
2006-11-12 18:03:13 · answer #5 · answered by shkabaj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but a goodie
2006-11-12 18:03:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Opps....Looks like someone is a little evil....
2006-11-13 05:08:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i think its a nice one
2006-11-12 18:06:38 · answer #8 · answered by Miranda B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a great joke
2006-11-12 18:05:42 · answer #9 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg sooooo funny LOL i love that!
2006-11-12 18:04:15 · answer #10 · answered by brielle_92 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋