What Women Want in a Man, Original List (age 22)
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn’t drive off until I’m in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I’m talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn’t borrow money too often
4. Doesn’t nod off to sleep when I’m venting
5. Doesn’t re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn’t scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn’t require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he’s laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it’s the weekend
What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn’t miss the toilet.
2006-11-12 16:16:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha!! Those were funny!.......I LOVE IT!!!!!
2006-11-13 02:58:46 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh Yeah, I Definitely Want All Those Qualities In My Man!!!
2006-11-13 01:11:33 · answer #2 · answered by meshaangel2004 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2006-11-13 00:31:33 · answer #3 · answered by quietwater 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE IT!!!!! The older you get, the less you care about what you get !! Its so funny! Great stuff!!!:D
2006-11-13 00:22:01 · answer #4 · answered by Crissy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Okay. LOL but did you ask a few women? LMAO!
2006-11-13 02:34:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice try.........you got me laughing, i thought it was funny
good job.
Best wishes
2006-11-13 00:26:54 · answer #6 · answered by sherry 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
where did you get that joke?? it makes me laugh non-stop. lol.
2006-11-13 01:16:01 · answer #7 · answered by faz_94 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!! Those were funny!
2006-11-13 00:19:21 · answer #8 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
So whats the question?
2006-11-13 00:25:30 · answer #9 · answered by jare bare 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Nice try dude. but its old and rehashed...... and it is too long to keep the interest going.
My 2P
2006-11-13 00:19:04 · answer #10 · answered by cooldude 3 · 0⤊ 6⤋