im in the mood for some do u know any???
2006-11-12 16:13:17 · 3 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What's 96 minus 27?
2006-11-12 18:35:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
An old lady stood at the railing of a cruise ship, holding on tight to
her hat so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said,
"Pardon my forwardness, madam, but were you aware that your dress is blowing up in the wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "But I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But madam," the gentleman said in a worried tone, "you must know that you are exposed!"
The old lady glanced down, then back up at the man and replied,
"Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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The racing-car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed.
He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face. "What's the matter?!? Didn't I satisfy you when we ....?" he asked.
"It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble," said the angry woman. "In your sleep, you felt my ti*s and mumbled, 'What perfect headlights.' Then you felt my thighs and murmured, 'what a smooth finish.'"
"What's wrong with that?" asked the driver.
"Nothing, but then you felt my thing and yelled, 'Who the hell left the garage door open?
2006-11-12 17:02:25 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
question : how do you fit 71 people into a small car?
answer : two persons in the front seat, and a some people in the back seat doing 69.
heehee!
2006-11-12 23:13:15 · answer #3 · answered by Michelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋