If a chicken and ahalf layed an egg and a half how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to pick the seeds out of a watermelon?
2006-11-12 16:01:49 · 11 answers · asked by tingler 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It all depends on how much wood could a woodchuck chuck
2006-11-12 16:03:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 1⤋
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2006-11-13 00:56:06 · answer #2 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it goes: If half a chicken layed half an egg in half an hour, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to pick the seeds out of a watermelon?
2006-11-13 00:05:29 · answer #3 · answered by Ndpndnt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats the best question I have seen all day!
What kind of monkey?
2006-11-13 00:03:41 · answer #4 · answered by I am just here to laugh at you 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
37 days because bananas don't have bones unless it's a Tuesday and raining then it only takes 28 minutes
2006-11-13 00:06:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why would the monkey care about seeds in a watermelon, they eat bananas...lol
2006-11-13 00:03:50 · answer #6 · answered by sircbstp 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is the wooden leg pine or oak?
2006-11-13 00:06:12 · answer #7 · answered by jare bare 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Immediately...it's a seedless watermelon....
2006-11-13 00:04:08 · answer #8 · answered by Betty Boop 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
42 minutes, because ice cream don't have bones
2006-11-13 00:03:21 · answer #9 · answered by jambo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is that a joke or a riddle? Awe, it doesn't matter. LOL
2006-11-13 02:41:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋