If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it’s exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your *** and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it’s favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it’s equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it’s sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it’s male indifference.
If you cry, you’re a wimp.
If you don’t, you’re insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you’re a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy, that’s domination.
If she asks you, it’s a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you’re vain.
If you don’t, you’re a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you’re after something.
If you don’t, you’re not thoughtful.
If you’re proud of your achievements, you’re an egotist.
If you’re not, you’re not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she’s tired.
If you have a headache, you don’t love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
2006-11-12 16:00:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The most important thing a man can learn:
Just agree with her, no arguing, no moaning, just look thoughtful, and agree with her.
It'll drive her completely crazy wondering what you're up to...
2006-11-12 16:08:41 · answer #1 · answered by Hatir Ba Loon 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I make a mistake, I am wrong
If I do something correct, I'm still wrong.
I'm on the hook for things I haven't even done wrong yet!
2006-11-12 16:04:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like SHE doesn't want you to be you. Just tell her "baby this is who I am, Love me or leave me"
Or maybe it's you who doesn't have the guts to leave?
2006-11-12 16:04:06 · answer #3 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now don't be like that. of course men can win. you just ask the permission of us women, and if we feel it's right, of course we'll let you win.
2006-11-12 16:34:12 · answer #4 · answered by Bubuchachum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like you need another woman ..geesh that would drive me stinking crazy ... maybe to murder...jj
2006-11-12 16:02:45 · answer #5 · answered by MagikButterfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes lots of double standards. it is quite maddening.
~peace~
2006-11-12 16:07:09 · answer #6 · answered by East Texan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EASY I DUMP HER AND MOVE ON CUS SHE CANT B PLEASED ANYWAY
2006-11-12 16:10:13 · answer #7 · answered by fragle2c 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha...........nice
No wonder women are smarter and more advance than men.
2006-11-13 08:23:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
True true LOL
2006-11-12 17:05:31 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋