A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him." They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also." They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one." The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."
2006-11-12 15:59:37 · 8 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I wonder if the bull would go after two cows at the same time?...hmmm... :P :)
2006-11-12 16:01:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-11-13 00:02:13 · answer #2 · answered by мooи sнiиe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably a wiggley donor.
2006-11-13 00:02:19 · answer #3 · answered by Betty Boop 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah he is correct - i think he got a Mad Cow there after ;-)
2006-11-13 01:08:45 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in a china shop maybe!
2006-11-13 00:01:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that's awesome
2006-11-13 00:05:44 · answer #6 · answered by Jeremy D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, I'd have to agree on that...lol good one!!
2006-11-13 00:02:36 · answer #7 · answered by sircbstp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!
2006-11-13 00:01:06 · answer #8 · answered by mighty_power7 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋