Men are biologically incapable of letting a women light a barbecue.
Men drive to a party, women drive back.
Heterosexual women are not frightened of lesbians, whereas heterosexual men are terrified of homosexuals - once they are pointed out to them, by women.
Men have flu, women have colds.
Women do not replace tops on jars and tubes. Men put them on so tightly that they cannot be removed at all.
Single-tasking men do one thing well at a time: e.g. drink a cup of coffee.
In the same time a single-tasking women can make breakfast, make the children’s sandwiches, organize the window cleaner, phone the office, dress the children, write shopping list, iron a shirt and de-flea the cat. Women have not yet realised this is an evolutionary disadvantage.
Men warm their posteriors at the fire, women do not.
Women’s posteriors enable them to sit comfortably on the floor, men’s do not.
A man who regularly visits his mother is a mummy’s boy. A women who does the same is a good daughter.
A man who has no difficulty in undressing an adult women will nevertheless prove incapable of fitting a small child into a baby gown.
A woman believes that visitors will be impressed by a clean house. A man believes that the visitors will be impressed with his large stereo.
Exactly the same haircut will cost $30 more for a woman than it will for a man.
2006-11-12 15:54:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahaha........nice
There are several things that women invented before men invented, and they are (1) make their spouses sleep on couches (invented by women) (2) kick their spouse out of the house for events: such as work, late to home, drink and drive....etc (invented by women).
One more difference between women and men : If a woman is found dead; her husband is the prime suspect. If a man is found dead; the prime suspect will be the one who is against the man (his wife will be the last one to be suspect).
2006-11-13 08:32:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men ARE capable of raising their children, changing diapers, dressing them, feeding them, nurturing them, getting them to school on time, picking them up after, playing barbies or video games, making sure they brush their teeth and say their prayers and giving all the kisses and hugs in the world. Women just THINK they're better at it. Yes I'm a single dad and I raised my daughter on my own and saw her graduate high school this last June.
2006-11-12 16:03:59 · answer #2 · answered by jare bare 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Men can pee on the side of a wall. Women can straddle the top and hit both sides at the same time.
2006-11-12 16:03:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love those ones: Married adult adult males stay longer than unmarried adult adult males, yet married adult adult males are a lot extra prepared to die. a lady marries a guy awaiting he will replace, yet he doesn't. a guy marries a lady awaiting that she will be able to not replace & she does. a lady has the most suitable observe in any argument. something a guy says after it really is the starting up of a clean argument. it really is so authentic yet so humorous! i love it! and im happy i'm unmarried now! hahahahhahaha!
2016-11-29 02:18:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right......then?
2006-11-13 03:01:16 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha Those were so freakin cute! (ooh and jare bare, its only a joke dude, chill)
2006-11-12 16:28:05 · answer #6 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you hit this one on the head
2006-11-12 15:58:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a gift for the men
yeah
2006-11-12 23:53:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh-oh..
was that in favor of all women?
2006-11-12 16:01:46 · answer #9 · answered by akoaypilipino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice...They are quite interesting. Thanks! =]
P.S. Where is the question, though?
2006-11-12 16:00:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋