If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.
Hit “any key” to continue life when ready.
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
When you loose your car keys, click on find.
“Help” with the chores is just a click away.
Auto insurance wouldn’t be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.
And, we could click on “SEND NOW” and a Pizza would be on it’s way to YOU…
2006-11-12 15:46:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
but wat if u r iliterate
u cant read to know wat button to push
lmao
2006-11-12 15:53:23 · answer #1 · answered by fragle2c 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow what a fantastic life could have with all these facilities
2006-11-13 01:07:41 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So very true!! Ya hit that nail on the head..lol
2006-11-12 23:50:16 · answer #3 · answered by sircbstp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it is. there are times when i did something wrong, i wish i could press ctrl-z (undo) lol ^_^
have a nice computer day!!!
2006-11-13 00:06:43 · answer #4 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with you.....except for two questions: "is someone going to control me or not?" "Is someone going to use me as his/her own tool?"
2006-11-12 23:51:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2006-11-12 23:51:58 · answer #6 · answered by sweet tee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, i would like my life like that
2006-11-12 23:49:33 · answer #7 · answered by kate 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That'd be a great life!!!
2006-11-12 23:49:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT, you mean life isn't like that?
2006-11-13 00:52:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wud really be great.
2006-11-12 23:48:52 · answer #10 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that would be great. LOL
2006-11-13 02:47:06 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋