Ole and Lena are driving home from a party one night when Ole gets pulled over for speeding. The officer comes to the window and asks Ole, “Sir, did you realize that you were speeding?”
“No sir,” replies Ole, “I had no idea I was speeding.”
Suddenly, Lena blurts out, “Yeah you did Ole! You were speeding and you knew it the whole time!”
“Would you be quiet Lena, this isn’t the time or the place!”
“Well, you were speeding and now you’re trying to lie about it,” says Lena.
Ole replies, “Will you just shut up for once, I’m sick of you bossing me around!”
The officer, still standing at the window of the car is surprised at the way Ole is talking to his wife. He asks, “Ma’am, does your husband always talk to you like this?”
“No,” she replies, “only when he’s been drinking.”
2006-11-12 14:47:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
http://www.thatwasfunny.com/why-england-will-never-win-soccer-world-cup/733
Check that out, it is really funny
2006-11-12 14:51:00 · update #1
Yep, too many times. That's why I'm divorced. LOL
2006-11-12 19:20:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I loved your joke and I laughed at the web site. You are good.
2006-11-12 15:14:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no as i dont have any wife nor i drink nor i do over speeding
2006-11-12 14:54:58 · answer #3 · answered by Eccentric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel lucky that I don't have a wife (I'm too young to have one).
2006-11-12 14:50:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao and i am sure she had her share too only the loud mouths like it to be known they are drunk as can be HAHA!
2006-11-12 14:51:54 · answer #5 · answered by fancy_sweet_heart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, every time.
2006-11-12 14:50:15 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Daddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no it never happened to me lol ^_^
funny story
2006-11-12 15:00:59 · answer #7 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is funny
2006-11-12 14:54:14 · answer #8 · answered by sweet tee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute :)
2006-11-12 14:59:56 · answer #9 · answered by Amy M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋