Ok I am singing at a coffee shop thursday and I need two jokes to say when we are changing things around... I need somne jokes like ... yeah the other day i ..blah blah blah thanks!!
2006-11-12 14:18:18 · 7 answers · asked by ILOVEMYBOYFRIEND 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So a guy walked into a bar and said ouch who put that there?
I'm not to blame if they suddenly grow quite.
2006-11-12 14:26:55 · answer #1 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just do whatever ticks you off if that's ur comedy style. Or just make a bunch of dumb situations that are funny. Since ur in a band, maybe just play sumthing terrible or sing bad in the beginning and say "wouldn't it suck if we did that the whole time?" You could also do a weird face. I'm 13 and do some comedy in front of my friends, so most of it's just about school life and going on AIM and stuff, but I make up a little about other things that happen. But relax, you have until Thursday, so something funny's definitely going to happen or I'll eat a worm. another thing you could do is complain about how long it's taking 2 change things and pretend 2 get all mad. I'm out of ideas :(
q:P
2006-11-12 23:15:22 · answer #2 · answered by skatedrummer93 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A police officer pulls over a guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer, I can't do dat. I am a asthmatic 'n if I do dat, I'll have a really bad asthma attack!"
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can't do dat eeder! I am a hemophiliac. If I do dat, I'll bleed to death!"
"Well, then we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry officer, I can't do dat eeder. I am also a diabetic. If I do dat, I'll get really low blood sugar."
"All right then, I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do dat, officer."
"Why not?"
"Cause I'm drunk as a skunk!"
^_^
2006-11-12 23:05:33 · answer #3 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q:What is a door that even 10 big burly men cant pull it together?
A: A door that have a sign "PUSH"
Q:What animal that even a blackbelt master lvl 3 cannot defeat?
A:Zebra.Zebra have more black belts than him/her.
2006-11-12 22:51:59 · answer #4 · answered by Dark SOuL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. tell he/she that there mouth like a tea cups you,ll like any bags.2.tell a your girlfriend to stick out there tong, ask what that YOU SAY IT LESBIANS WITH A HARD ON.3. WHY YOUR GROWING A MUSTARCH SO YOU CAN LOOK LIKE YOUR MOTHER. I,LLhave 2 young chicks, well hung lo, sum young boy cums soup.4. you like chinese foods YES! well you say WANG!!!!
2006-11-12 23:54:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
say dont you just hate it when your stuck in a hole or something and someone says to you wait right there and your like. welll i cant go anywhere anyway.
when someone asks you the time pointing at there wrists.. like if you asked where was the toilet would you point to your BUtt..
when someone asks you can i ask you a question.. well they dont give you much choice because they have already asked you.
2006-11-12 22:26:32 · answer #6 · answered by azza 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know, blah blah ****in' blah! LOL
2006-11-13 03:22:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋