Schools just going bad and i have no clue what im doing in chem and calculus so if you have any funny quotes id really appreciate it
thank you
2006-11-12 13:23:54 · 6 answers · asked by Krazyk78 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
I just finished reading Bouncing Back by Joan Rivers -- the woman had a lot of terrible things happen in her life, but she still was able to meet the next challenge. I recommend it -- funny, yet motivating.
How are you doing in History? If you are not failing it, you could try Dave Barry Slept Here (if you are failing it, you may mistake his book for a work of fact, and really fail spectacularly!).
Here's the title to chapter 19: "The Sixties: A Nation Gets High and Has Amazing Insights, Many of Which Later On Turn Out to Seem Kind of Stupid."
Sorry, the closest thing I can get to a quote is that chapter title. Cheer up, and Never give up. Never. Never. Never.
2006-11-12 13:37:05 · answer #1 · answered by Madame M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got all of these from www.quotegarden.com. Good luck with your Chemistry and Calculus classes, and I hope these will make you laugh.
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. ~Charles Schulz
It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. ~Author Unknown
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. ~Rita Mae Brown
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years. ~Author Unknown
Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know. Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know. Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about. Amen. ~Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. ~Carl Zwanzig
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. ~Evan Esar
2006-11-12 16:18:33 · answer #2 · answered by Emulata 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, i don't have any funny quotes, but I read the Get Fuzzy comic to laugh. It works all the time. Type get fuzzy in a search engine and VOILA! the comic page goes back 30 days so you won't be left out on what's going on. The farside books and desk calendars are also funny. LOL!
2006-11-12 13:34:18 · answer #3 · answered by Ms. Mikki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy: Hey, Dude, look!
Dude: Look at what?
Boy: It's the biggest blimp in the world.
- A fat kid steps in front of them.-
Boy: Look, Dude, look!
Dude: What, what?
Boy: Dude, are you blind? I just showed you the blimp,can't you see it?
Dude: Yeah, if this guy loses about 100 pounds.
2006-11-12 14:02:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Once when I was younger I prayed to God for a bicycle, then I realized God didn't work that way....so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness"
2006-11-12 16:00:46 · answer #5 · answered by nervousenergy73 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"if i wanted any cr@p from you id just squeeze your head"
2006-11-12 13:32:47 · answer #6 · answered by dncegrl 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋