Top Ten Signs You're At A Redneck Wedding
10. Rehearsal Dinner Held At Hooters
9. Instead Of "Friends Of The Bride Or Friends Of The Groom?"
Ushers Ask "Ford Or Chevy?"
8. Bridesmaids: Pink Tube Tops
Bridegrooms: Travis Tritt T-Shirts
7. Phrase "I Do" Replaced By "I Heard That"
6. Tender Rendition Of "The Wedding Song" Performed By Pinkard & Bowden
5. When Minister Asks Who Giveth This Woman To Be Married...
Some Guy In The Back Stands Up And Hollers "Earnhardt!"
4. Reception Conversation Includes The Phrase "So What Have You Been Doing Since Hee Haw, Mr. Lindsay?"
3. Snack Trays At Reception: Vienna Sausages And Nacho Cheese Doritos
2. Plans For The Honeymoon Evening Include Tickets To The Monster Truck Show
...And The Number One Way To Tell If You're At A Redneck Wedding...
Sign In Front Of The Church: No Shirt...No Shoes...No Problem!
2006-11-12 13:19:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe kool
2006-11-12 13:21:28 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Angel♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You bear in innovations a time whilst there grew to become into no such situation as trick or manage because of the fact Halloween belonged in u . s ., and we Brit had our own approach of begging-it grew to become into stated as 'Penny for the guy' and occurred in the lead as much as Bonfire nighttime, a real English custom to accompany the authentic English Bonfire nighttime celebrations, which now, regrettably, have disappeared because of the 'Elf and protection' custom that's so well-known in our society on the instant. Hmm now the place did we learn that concept, i ask your self????
2016-10-21 23:52:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK it does not effect me I'm a new yorker but i moved to Maine and alot of my friends are rednecks.. i dont give a crap actually
the number one reasons you know your a red neck is : Your answering machine ends in a burp
2006-11-12 13:26:08 · answer #3 · answered by Charliee[[JB]]<33 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A CUPCAKE TIERED WEDDING CAKE IN THE COLORS OF GREEN AND YELLOW FOR JOHN DEERE!
2006-11-12 13:22:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hay i marrie redneck
2006-11-12 13:46:40 · answer #5 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that thur that you done did, that was funny right thur, I don't care who ya r thats funt right thur.
2006-11-12 14:13:33 · answer #6 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe cute!!!!
2006-11-12 13:22:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
tahehehe that was funny
2006-11-12 13:45:32 · answer #8 · answered by latrece81 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your funny
2006-11-12 15:04:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the signs of Redneck of weddings.
2006-11-12 14:48:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋