I just told my son not to stick green beans in his ears.
2006-11-12 13:13:47 · 12 answers · asked by Black Widow Mollie 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Other - Pregnancy & Parenting
LOL - good question - about a year ago I said to my daughter "Jessica, don't color your brother's butt with that marker". She was drawing smily faces on my son's naked rear end. She was 5 and he was 1 at the time.
2006-11-12 13:29:39 · answer #1 · answered by hotmomma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My latest is.... Do you want me to give you something to cry about???? I always hated when my parents told me that. And the green bean in the ear... My 2 year ols put a bead in her ear just a few days ago. I had to take her to the ER to get it out!!! Happens all the time.
2006-11-12 21:24:08 · answer #2 · answered by dmhart2737 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There have been a few for me, but the one that stands out the most is "when I was your age". The other happened when we were in the grocery store and I told my 3yr old to stay right behind my 9yr. old. She took it a little to literally, and I ended up saying "get your face out of your sisters butt." LOL
2006-11-12 22:17:18 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs. Wizard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not a parent yet but here's something I never thought I'd say to my dog soon after we brought him home: stop humping my leg lol
2006-11-13 08:53:05 · answer #4 · answered by Cookie On My Mind 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i have 2
1. dont put anymore tic tacs up your nose and;
2. i would give my life a nd soul for you to be safe from this evil worlds grips. (i never thought i would ever have kids, i always wanted a pet monkey. now i have 2 beautiful girls.)
2006-11-12 21:17:55 · answer #5 · answered by tsd574 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Guess what, honey?! Your mother just left us and we're never going to see her again! Now, how about we go to McDonalds for dinner and I'll buy you a sundae for dessert?"
Well, technically I haven't said it to my daughter, but if I had got the chance several years ago, I would have.
=D
Nah, just kidding.
2006-11-12 21:24:39 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Maul 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait until your father gets home! My mom never ever said it to me.
2006-11-12 22:02:03 · answer #7 · answered by lighthouse_22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny. I dont have kids. But thats pretty weird =P
2006-11-12 21:19:12 · answer #8 · answered by SCSA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get that toothbrush out of your diaper! Needless to say I threw the toothbrush away. LOL!
2006-11-12 21:16:31 · answer #9 · answered by RIDLEY 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I tell my son if he doesn't get out of the bath when i pull the plug out, he'll get sucked down the plug hole.
2006-11-12 21:51:08 · answer #10 · answered by blahblahblah 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋