One of my employees called in sick the other day. I asked him "Why can't you come to work." He said "I have anal glaucoma. " I asked,"What is anal glaucoma?" His reply was,"I can't see my a*s*s coming to work today!"
2006-11-12 12:52:40 · 13 answers · asked by L-Rob 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought that was cute and not offensive. Did you hear about the guy who had the cord severed from his rectal area to his eyes? It was to get rid of hit sh***y out look on life.
2006-11-13 11:58:31 · answer #1 · answered by dogloverdi 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Anal Glaucoma
2016-10-04 04:22:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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One of my employees called in sick the other day. I asked him "Why can't you come to work." He said "I have anal glaucoma. " I asked,"What is anal glaucoma?" His reply was,"I can't see my a*s*s coming to work today!"
2015-08-16 22:53:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Inever see mine going into work larry its always behind me liked your joke 9/10
2016-03-13 16:40:32 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can just tell that employee :" Either you get you own *** in here before your work time or else".
2006-11-12 14:57:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gluacoma means pain, so that joke really implies blindness. so.... sry
2006-11-12 12:55:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha good one ill think about that next time i call the boss!!!!!!!
2006-11-12 13:37:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well no s*h*i*t, no one can see there *** without looking in a mirror.
2006-11-12 12:56:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that didn't tickle me.
2006-11-12 12:54:06 · answer #9 · answered by tickle me RUDE 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-12 12:55:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋