A Rabbi, a Christian and a Buddhist were sitting in a boat on a lake. The Rabbi said, "because I have faith in GOD, I can walk on water." He stepped out of the boat and walked to shore. The Chrisian said" Because I have faith in GOD, i too can walk on water". He stepped out of the boat and walked to shore. The Buddhist looked at the water and at his friends. He said" If they can do it, so can I". He stepped out of the boat and tumbled into the water. The Rabbie turned to the Christian and said " do you think we should have told him where the stepping stones are?"
2006-11-12 12:29:36 · 28 answers · asked by RAW DIVA™ 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
BECAUSE TO TO LOVE THE LIKES OF US, GOD MUST HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!
2006-11-12 12:32:24 · update #1
I happen to be Catholic, so Please dont say im not a Christian. THis is just a funny little joke to brighten somes day
2006-11-12 12:36:06 · update #2
I like that joke. It's not one to get offended about. It's very humorous! :)
Raw Diva, don't listen to those arrogant foolish religious know it alls, especially common_sense_from_a_jerk!!!
You have a great joke and it's not distasteful in any way!
I wanna hear another!!
2006-11-12 12:32:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
Jesus Moses and a old man are playing golf. jesus tees off and hits it right in the water! moses tees off and it skips across the green and into the water. the old man tees off and it goes straight up and falls toward the water, just then a fish jumps out of the water grabs the ball and an an eagle swoops down grabs the fish and carries it away, as it passes the green the fish spits out the ball and it falls right into the hole! moses turns to jesus and says I hate playing golf with your dad.
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THere is plenty of time to be serious and plenty of things to be serious about...this joke was clean and really pretty tasteful compared to many other things i hear on here that are not jokes. the bible says
Proverbs 18:24
A man that hath friends must shew himself friendly: and there is a friend that sticketh closer than a brother.
2006-11-12 12:33:18 · answer #2 · answered by Robert K 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Two men came before Saint Peter to see if they would be let into Heaven.
The first man was wearing a leather coat and jeans and when Peter asked him his name he said "Joey Brown! New York cabbie!"
Peter looks into his book and says "Ah yes, Mr Brown, here take this golden staff and silk robe and go right in".
The second man is wearing the clothes of a clergyman and when Peter asks him his name he replies "Jonathan Worthington, preacher for 40 years."
Peter looks in his book and says "Ah yes, Mr Worthington, here take this wooden staff and this linen robe and go right in."
The man starts spluttering and he says to Peter "Why, why, I've been preaching the gospel for 40 years! How is it that I get a wooden staff and a linen robe and that, that, cabbie gets a golden staff and a silke robe???"
Peter looks at him and says "Up here we give out rewards based upon results. Sure, your preached for 40 years but while you were preaching, people were sleeping. But that man, that man, he drove a cab for 40 years and while he was driving people were praying!" :o)
2006-11-12 12:43:40 · answer #3 · answered by Martin S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Rabbi, Vicar and Buddha went to the take-away for a burger, and whilst the Jew and Christian couldn't choose their pickles, Buddha asked 'Make me one with everything'!
Just to even the balance, so people won't report you, Christians really lose their sense of humour when it comes to religion.
2006-11-12 12:34:28 · answer #4 · answered by SteveUK 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I AM OFFENDED...simply kidding. I preferred all of them however I particularly preferred 10, nine, 6, two and a million. Just AWESOME. I am guffawing my **** off proper now. PS Why does *** now not get starred out however A R S E does?
2016-09-01 11:31:54 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, it's not a question.
Second, if you really did get this from your "church joke book", then you need to write to the authors/publishers and tell them that it's offensive, in bad taste, and doesn't belong in church material.
Why? The first two used "faith in God" to make someone else believe that they were doing something that they WERE NOT DOING ("walk on water"). They lied to the third. Deliberately, since the last sentence showed conspiracy to deceive.
Sad. Very sad.
2006-11-12 12:37:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Thanks,I got a chuckle out of that.Here`s one for you.
A Preist,a Nun,a Doctor,and a Lawyer walked into a bar.The bartender says,"What is this,some kind of joke?".
2006-11-12 12:35:29 · answer #7 · answered by Rich B 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about this one...
Jesus and Peter are playing a round of golf. Jesus hits one into the water hazard and walks on the water to make his next shot.
A starnger seeing this asks Peter, "Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ?"
Peter replies, "Arnold Palmer."
2006-11-12 12:34:58 · answer #8 · answered by ©2009 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love it and the golfing one too!
Don't worry who you are going to offend. If you love GOD and you want to tell a funny about GOD, remember GOD invented humor.
2006-11-12 12:38:44 · answer #9 · answered by Piper 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW That really says a lot about Christianity. It really is a very cute Joke.
2006-11-12 12:32:38 · answer #10 · answered by ~♥ L ♥~ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋