Two gay men decide that they want to have a baby, but they don't want to adopt because they want the baby to be as close to their own as possible.
So they both masturbate into a cup and have a doctor use their sperm to impregnate a female friend of theirs.
Nine months later, the two fags are looking at their baby in the hospital nursery. All of the babies are crying and screaming except for theirs.
"Wow," one of the gay men says, "Our baby is the most well behaved one in here."
A nurse who happens to be walking by says, "Now he's quiet, but wait till we take the pacifier out of his a*s*s."
2006-11-12 12:28:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMMFAO HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA HAHAHAHA HEHEHEHEHHEHH woa i need to catch my brreathe.. lol hahah, ahh thats hilarious, because the baby already a pirate smoker, lmao hahahah, ahh i just made myself think about it and laugh again ll, thats great, this is the best joke i've read on yahoo in years!
2006-11-12 12:31:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
To be honest, I don't really understand.
I understand the joke well. The baby is born to be homosexual.
But what's the joke? It's not that funny.
2006-11-12 20:56:58 · answer #2 · answered by lhague 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol, so someone finally got me with a 10.
2006-11-12 12:48:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is funny,good one count..
2006-11-12 12:34:02 · answer #4 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-12 12:45:49 · answer #5 · answered by robtiger2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-11-12 12:33:24 · answer #6 · answered by the beast 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one...poor thing...destined to be gay...
2006-11-12 12:33:51 · answer #7 · answered by Lesley 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHA I HAD TO THINK IT OVER BUT HAHAHHAHAHHAAH
2006-11-12 12:35:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i like it
2006-11-12 12:33:40 · answer #9 · answered by neil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
born talented ------- excellent joke
2006-11-12 12:35:02 · answer #10 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋