10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand him the TV remote.
8. God knew that Adam would never go out and get himself a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would, therefore, need Eve to go get one for him.
7. God knew that Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.
6. God knew that Adam would never be able to remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!" And finally, the number ONE reason that God created Eve...
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head, and said, "I can do better than THAT!"
2006-11-12 12:02:39 · 16 answers · asked by RAW DIVA™ 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Every year our church gives out joke books. Im a Catholic. This is just a funny little thing. Please dont be offended.
2006-11-12 12:15:33 · update #1
Because to love the likes or us, GOD must have a sense of humor!
2006-11-12 12:20:13 · update #2
LOL...LOL i love them all..give some more please.
2006-11-12 14:56:47 · answer #1 · answered by tasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the real reason... ENVELOP PLEASE.....
after God made the first couple the universe was ***** VERY GOOD ***** because just as there was one marriage in the garden of eden, where Eve was born from Adams wounded side, there is one marriage in heaven where the redeemed are born from the wounded side of the Messiah
As a group the redeemed become 'the bride of Christ" Sexuality is a teensy glipse of the wonders of the relationship of the redeemed and the Messiah as they glory God through the ages to come and jsut as a 3rd grader cant really grasp sex, we cannot graps what it will be except that it will be the adventure of the ages
no joke
2006-11-12 12:18:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good without being irreverent.
To MY 1.
Why do some folks think that all humor is bad esp Christian humor?
All humor criticises. The best is self depreciating but, in your mind, that can be bad because you are still "degrading" on of His creations.
2006-11-12 12:22:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And you know...
Three wise women would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, brought practical gifts, and there would be peace on Earth.
2006-11-12 14:26:40 · answer #4 · answered by Lady of the Pink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOD Almighty is GREAT. Please stick to yourself. Its extreme of irresponsility and disrespect. There must be some limits.
Dont turn your face up to sky, then spit, that will fall on your face.
GOD has blessed you with a mind~ use that and be respectful, decent and follow some moral values.
2006-11-12 12:13:07 · answer #5 · answered by MY Regards to All 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Number one reason was the best
2006-11-12 12:06:50 · answer #6 · answered by KryBaby 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
GOD! these christian jokes are soooooooooooo atrociously not funny!
...would you like to hear a joke about the bad snake???
hehehe...
2006-11-12 12:05:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Oh my. I love reason number one. Amen!
2006-11-12 12:07:36 · answer #8 · answered by Polo Panda 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. That's a good one.
2006-11-12 12:06:24 · answer #9 · answered by jimbell 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
thats funny, at least #1 is. hahahaha
2006-11-12 12:06:15 · answer #10 · answered by Lydia 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
cute
2006-11-12 12:06:11 · answer #11 · answered by lvwire 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋