What is this quote from....? ''My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium..''

Question

''My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.My childhood was typical.Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons.In the spring we'd make meat helmets.When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really.''

Answer 1

Austin Powers. Doctor Evil said it.

Answer 2

Tony Blairs Dad

Answer 3

Penchant For Buggery

Answer 4

It sounds a bit like a story I once read called "Sexing the cherry" by Jeanette Winterson.

Answer 5

I think it was the first Austin Powers. How could you know all that and not know where it came from!?

Answer 6

Doctor Evil

"There's nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking I suggest you try it"

Answer 7

poirot...?