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I'm coming
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and
she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven... which part of
your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in
front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your
legs."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
"Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the
other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God,I'm coming!"
If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
The nun fainted.
2006-11-12 10:52:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute!
2006-11-12 10:54:31 · answer #1 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoVeLy
2006-11-12 19:11:24 · answer #2 · answered by rugbychica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol omg thats so hilarious!! i havent been on here in a while so i missed a ton of ur jokes!!! i saw one of them was to me sorta lol i loved that one too...it was the sandwich one lol...keep em coming!!!
2006-11-12 20:11:49 · answer #3 · answered by Lesley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is good i love the little johhny jokes i havent found one yet that i dont like or isnt funny
2006-11-12 20:12:09 · answer #4 · answered by the beast 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha that's pretty good.
I love these jokes where little kids think something else is happening... lol
2006-11-12 18:54:59 · answer #5 · answered by E-V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one count,Ill remember that one..
2006-11-12 19:14:51 · answer #6 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-12 19:56:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hubby & I LOVED it!!!
It was hilarious!!!
Thanks for sharing.
2006-11-12 19:33:36 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fuuny lol i like it alot
2006-11-12 19:55:49 · answer #9 · answered by lovecats14 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya good one
2006-11-12 19:07:30 · answer #10 · answered by kate j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋