2006-11-12 09:38:51 · 20 answers · asked by RELIGION 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
C'mon now, Doo, that's just ridiculous.
You know he doesn't exist , so HOW could the crazy Fundamentalist Christians meet him upon returning to earth?
2006-11-12 10:00:45 · answer #1 · answered by LMBFAO! 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is not going to be a rapture, so it doesn't matter if you are in the shower or driving a car. There is nothing in the bible about rapture.
2 Thessalonians 2:3 Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;
This falling away is the apostasy or the confusion brought on by Babel. It must come 1st before we gather back to Christ and that man and that man not a beast of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;
Now let's get this real good. Before Christ returns to this earth Paul tells us this false one this son that perishes. Must sit in Jerusalem claiming to be God or Jesus. Which is to say instead of Christ or anti-christ.
2006-11-12 17:50:39 · answer #2 · answered by Sonny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well... first you'll be left behind.... that's what people say to scare you.. Really... just get dressed and come out with the rest of us for a good time... the one's sitting home waiting for the rapture will be there a long time.
2006-11-12 17:43:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nobody will miss the rapture because he/she's in the shower. The only reason, one will miss the rapture is, that he/she did'nt repent and believed in the gospel.
2006-11-12 17:44:54 · answer #4 · answered by MAE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The rapture is a pretty new concept in the history of Christianity. For hundreds of years, the Christians believed that they would be on earth during the 7 years, but that idea wasn't as appealing so they manipulated scripture to support the rapture.
2006-11-12 17:40:35 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs. Pears 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
If you are in the shower, just make sure there is still oil in your lamp. Being ready for Jesus is abiding in the anointing. Taking a shower doesn't change that. If you doubt you are ready, just pray in the Spirit and build your most Holy Faith while showering. That will give you the assurance.
Jesus Christ clothes us in His Righteousness and we are dressed in white.
2006-11-12 17:43:29 · answer #6 · answered by t_a_m_i_l 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's got to happen to someone. Let's hope it's Pat Robertson!
No, actually, let's all hope he's sitting on the can trying to squeeze out a toughie. << shudder >>
2006-11-12 17:43:32 · answer #7 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you'll still be in the shower, since you've obviously said that you missed it!
2006-11-12 17:40:42 · answer #8 · answered by stitchfan85 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You'll suddenly freeze your buns and realize you don't have hot water anymore.
2006-11-12 17:58:48 · answer #9 · answered by Shaggy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same thing that happens when you ask foolish questions like this one.
2006-11-12 17:40:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋