2006-11-12 09:23:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Diet & Fitness
Cartman you need professional help. Try hunting down Chef and have him make a good diet plan for you.
2006-11-12 09:31:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well when I was younger I was beginning an association as a staff member in a drug rehab facility. I was so pompous since I had never used drugs, never drank and never smoked. The orientation started with asking, "What is the most abused substance?" I thought like the religious pompous *** I was at that time, and figured Alcohol or Cocaine or some such demon drug that had never past my lips. She walked to the board and wrote FOOD! OMG I was an addict...!!!! and it is an addiction. and I am still unable to control it. I am a bright, knowledgeable guy, and yet when there is something there to eat, I eat it more then I should. It has now affected my health and my potential life span. All these, "Just say NO." Nancy Reagan wannabees are probably emotional anorexics who have so many other mental health issues, but sit around like that evangelical who was buying drugs from his male lover, but just not using them... Give me a break! Religious Pompous *** Dr. Phil wannabee. Just accept who you are Hun, and do not let these people who know how everyone else should live get in your way. That was Bush, Cheney and Rumfeld's problem, they just knew it all.
2006-11-12 17:48:16 · answer #2 · answered by a_gyno_guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Don't buy them
2. Feed them to your dog (assuming you have a dog)
3. Toss them into the garbage
4. Tape a picture of a scary fat person on them
5. Put a mouse trap in the bag
6. Snack on carrots or wheat thins
7. Just say NO
Best of luck!
2006-11-12 17:29:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a new "Patch" for obesity that works with excellent results, tests have shown that it is also effective for smoking cessation as well as alcoholism, and weening from cannabis...
The patch, is attributed Dr. R. Green, "RED" as he is known in Canada. It is fairly priced and readily available through out the known world. It was discovered by Red, that if you were to apply a duct tape patch to your mouth, you will loose weight, stop smoking, stop drinking, and finally stop asking annoying questions!
2006-11-12 17:40:13 · answer #4 · answered by diSota 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Quit putting your stubby little hand into the bag!
2006-11-12 17:24:40 · answer #5 · answered by ezkiss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat a huge amount in one day to the point where you get sick of eating them and then you'll never look at them the same. works for me
2006-11-12 17:28:51 · answer #6 · answered by Denise 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Switch to carrot sticks.
2006-11-12 17:25:23 · answer #7 · answered by RIDLEY 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stop buying them.
2006-11-12 17:24:57 · answer #8 · answered by E B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Start using sexual gratification instead of food for satisfaction...
For your oral needs, well, you know.....
Keeps you satisfied, relaxed, less tense, gives you exercise and keeps you from eating.....Except for the bit of protein....
2006-11-12 17:33:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
throw every cheesey puff bag away. i fyour still with your parents do it anway and explain why its a sure plan
2006-11-12 17:41:55 · answer #10 · answered by erin 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋