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Here's mine: Once I was in my hotel room, in the bathroom, taking care of business. I forgot to deadbolt the door and the maid was doing her rounds. The air conditioner was on so I didn't hear the door open. Suddenly the light turns off (the switch is outside the bathroom) and the maid opens the door. There I am, on the toilet. I just yell "Whoa!" She gasps and was like "I so sorry!" she ran out of the room so fast. I was so embarassed but I still laugh about it.

2006-11-12 09:18:24 · 4 answers · asked by aureliusrocker 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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In high school, I was asked to a formal by my crush and I was so excited!! My mom took me to get my hair and nails done. He took me to dinner at a fabulous restaurant. During dinner, I got up to use the restroom. Not thinking to check myself out in the full lenght mirror, I washed my hands and went back to the table, not knowing the back of my dress was tucked into my pantyhose!!!!!
OMG!! I was so completely embarrassed! My best friend's brother just happened to be dining there with his date, and he came over and whispered to me about it. I knew my face was red, and my date had no clue! my friend's brother could have used that against me, but he didn't. I never went back to that restaurant again.

2006-11-12 09:25:01 · answer #1 · answered by blueeyeskenai 4 · 0 0

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2016-11-29 02:02:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i was in vet tech school. the professor asked a question about a skin disease to which the answer was creeping eruptions, and i answered...out loud...creeping erections. blahahahahahahaha. i was so embarassed, but it was hella funny!!

2006-11-12 09:25:34 · answer #3 · answered by pirate00girl 6 · 0 0

wow that is embarrasing....i relaly dont know what mine would be i think i answerd something ilke this earlier though....

2006-11-12 09:23:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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