One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's
house for the traditional feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to
play a trick. She told my sister that she needed
something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the
oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and
inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the
turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the
turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the
stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she
reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother
exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister
started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that
turkeys lay eggs!
Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
2006-11-12 08:56:26 · 20 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow smart sister, cool mom
2006-11-12 08:59:05 · answer #1 · answered by supur 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny!! Its a good idea too, my mom isn't blonde but she would freak out if something like this would happen to her!! I think everyone would!
Happy Thanksgiving to you too!! = : )
2006-11-12 17:36:44 · answer #2 · answered by Smartees 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a horrible thing to do to your sister when she was trying to have a nice dinner for everyone.
Thanks, Beverly S.
2006-11-12 22:50:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great! I love it! Fell kinda bad for your sister. But it was worth it!
Ha ha ha!
2006-11-12 17:24:31 · answer #4 · answered by aureliusrocker 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I told this one a few weeks ago.
2006-11-12 18:55:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats cute, I need to try that on my sister.Thanks for the idea
2006-11-12 18:04:48 · answer #6 · answered by Moose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one....I feel for your poor sister though! :D
2006-11-12 16:58:03 · answer #7 · answered by huggz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must come from a family of great humor! I thought it was great!!!!!
2006-11-12 17:22:14 · answer #8 · answered by Carol H 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
i would've cried too.
then at the end i did remember they lay eggs.
:p
2006-11-12 17:00:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol. hahaha. funny. but i pity the blonde people.
2006-11-12 17:00:28 · answer #10 · answered by cool nerd 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋