I couldn't find any. I need a meaningful and funny quote, like something from jerry seinfeld or sinpsons' or friends or songs, or whatever, as long as it's meaningful and doesn't sound like cliche...thanks.
2006-11-12 08:31:20 · 3 answers · asked by sherrill c 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
- "Those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands, those of you in the
more expensive ones rattle your jewelry." - John Lennon
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house". - Zsa Zsa Gabor
"Being a celebrity is probably the closest to being a beautiful woman as you can get."- Kevin Costner
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money. --Robin Williams
2006-11-12 09:31:58 · answer #1 · answered by Martha P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Sleep is death without the responsibility."
--Fran Liebowitz, American author and journalist
"It's going to get worse before it gets worse."
and
"We're all in this together -- by ourselves."
--Lily Tomlin, American actor and comedian
2006-11-12 17:32:11 · answer #2 · answered by pat z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"We have not journeyed across the cenuries, across the oceans, across the mountains, across the prairies, because we are made of sugar candy!"
-Sir Winston Churchill
2006-11-12 20:00:15 · answer #3 · answered by khutchpw 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋