Invite him back to myhouse and say I want to give him oral pleasure, and then when he gets inside the house I'm gonna have my best friend jump out, tie a rope around his neck, drag him into your basement (or attic will do) and chain him to the wall.
Keep him in complete darkness for two days, no food or water. Then on the third day, I go into the basement with a knife and slowly drag it across his penis.
He should get the message loud and clear right?
2006-11-12 07:52:02 · 6 answers · asked by Doctor Phil 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
wow
2006-11-12 07:53:59 · answer #1 · answered by hippiechick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy mother of all things holy on this god forsaken earth......
How about you just TELL HIM.
I had a guy who was obsessed with me. I told him several times I wasn't interested, but that didn't work. So I ended up spraying him in the face with air freshener when he touched me. That worked...
2006-11-12 15:54:05 · answer #2 · answered by ( Kelly ) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And then you'll go to JAIL where you will feel a LOT OF PENIS... and it won't be in your mouth or hands for that matter... in fact I don't think it'll be where it should be either... Or, actually... I think it'll be in every orifice on your whole body... Still want to try that stunt?
2006-11-12 16:09:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think so...
but then dont 4get he might report u to the police.. i suggest u pretend to be 'ur partner' and told him 2 stay away from u
good luck!!! oh god...
2006-11-12 15:54:36 · answer #4 · answered by tiiista 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah i think so. i wont call the police on ya. lol.
or you could flat out say it?
2006-11-12 15:55:03 · answer #5 · answered by kt! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahhaha..yea he will ..get da massage and that massage gon be that ur a55 is crazy..........hahha.. lmao
2006-11-12 15:55:35 · answer #6 · answered by Am so Curious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋