Answer correctly, or I shall crush your head like a clam on my tummy!
2006-11-12 07:50:27 · 13 answers · asked by Tofu Jesus 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
NOTE: Only South Park fans will understand any of this.
2006-11-12 07:51:39 · update #1
The ultimate question is: "What will you do with this man called Jesus?"
The greatest answer is: "I will accept Him as my Savior and spend a glorious eternity with Him in heaven."
2006-11-12 09:29:09 · answer #1 · answered by delmaanna67 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Ultimate Answer to the Greatest Question of course!
42!
2006-11-12 15:52:20 · answer #2 · answered by SCSA 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
South Park is a cheap rip off! There is only 1 Ultimate Question, and only 1 true answer. Douglas Adams fans know this.
The answer to the REAL Ultimate Question is 42!
-SD-
2006-11-12 15:54:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
42
2006-11-12 15:59:18 · answer #4 · answered by georgeewert 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
42
2006-11-12 15:52:39 · answer #5 · answered by heebie 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Is your tummy furry? If so, let the crushing begin... I like this game....
2006-11-12 16:03:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Allied Atheist Allegiance.
Even though I am an atheist, and they basically mislead everyone on what most atheists think, I still liked that episode.
"I should just crap in my hand and throw it because evolution is evil.".....loved that.
2006-11-12 15:58:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
There is no ultimate question. Moreover, there are no questions at all wherever there are no humans to ask them.
2006-11-12 16:00:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Psalm 83:18 (King James Version)
King James Version (KJV)
Public Domain
18That men may know that thou, whose name alone is JEHOVAH, art the most high over all the earth.
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Psalms%2083:18&version=9
Jesus is not God but the Son of God just the way Jesus preached it himself. The Son is not greaster than the Father.
Mark 13:32, RS: “Of that day or that hour no ones knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.” (Of course, that would not be the case if Father, Son, and Holy Spirit were coequal, comprising one Godhead. And if, as some suggest, the Son was limited by his human nature from knowing, the question remains, Why did the Holy Spirit not know?)
Matt. 20:20-23, RS: “The mother of the sons of Zebedee . . . said to him [Jesus], ‘Command that these two sons of mine may sit, one at your right hand and one at your left, in your kingdom.’ But Jesus answered, . . . ‘You will drink my cup, but to sit at my right hand and at my left is not mine to grant, but it is for those for whom it has been prepared by my Father.’” (How strange, if, as claimed, Jesus is God! Was Jesus here merely answering according to his “human nature”? If, as Trinitarians say, Jesus was truly “God-man”—both God and man, not one or the other—would it truly be consistent to resort to such an explanation? Does not Matthew 20:23 rather show that the Son is not equal to the Father, that the Father has reserved some prerogatives for himself?)
Matt. 12:31, 32, RS: “Every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven men, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven. And whoever says a word against the Son of man will be forgiven; but whoever speaks against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either in this age or in the age to come.” (If the Holy Spirit were a person and were God, this text would flatly contradict the Trinity doctrine, because it would mean that in some way the Holy Spirit was greater than the Son. Instead, what Jesus said shows that the Father, to whom the “Spirit” belonged, is greater than Jesus, the Son of man.)
John 14:28, RS: “[Jesus said:] If you loved me, you would have rejoiced, because I go to the Father; for the Father is greater than I.”
1 Cor. 11:3, RS: “I want you to understand that the head of every man is Christ, the head of a woman is her husband, and the head of Christ is God.” (Clearly, then, Christ is not God, and God is of superior rank to Christ. It should be noted that this was written about 55Â C.E., some 22 years after Jesus returned to heaven. So the truth here stated applies to the relationship between God and Christ in heaven.)
1 Cor. 15:27, 28 RS: “‘God has put all things in subjection under his [Jesus’] feet.’ But when it says, ‘All things are put in subjection under him,’ it is plain that he is excepted who put all things under him. When all things are subjected to him, then the Son himself will also be subjected to him who put all things under him, that God may be everything to every one.”
The Hebrew word Shad·dai´ and the Greek word Pan·to·kra´tor are both translated “Almighty.” Both original-language words are repeatedly applied to Jehovah, the Father. (Ex. 6:3; Rev. 19:6) Neither expression is ever applied to either the Son or the holy spirit.
2006-11-12 15:55:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
I think you'll find it's Tommy Cooper.
2006-11-12 15:51:47 · answer #10 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋