Have you ever gone to the bathroom no in a toilet?

Question

I ont want any stories of going on the floor make it crazy!

Floor doesnt count!!!!!

Answer 1

well i think mine is pretty crazy. and ive actually never told anyone this except for my two best friends that happen to be present during the incident.

a group of friends and i had just gone out to eat at Fridays and after we decided to go to my crush's house to hang out. so were all hanging out, watching dodgeball and all of a sudden i have that horrible stomach feeling that warns you that something is about ntain myself for 5 minutes trying to decided wtf i was going to do, should i use his bathroom? no i couldnt, i would be there for EVER and stink it up and it was going to be soooo embarassing so i stood up and told my best friend ashley i had to speak to her outside that is was super important, everyone, including ashley thought i was upset at her and i wish that was it. lol. luckily we get out of the house without any problems since nobody wants to get inbetween a girl arguement haha. so my friend ashley is like freaking out cause she thinks im upset at her and i tell her the situation that i really really have to use the bathroom. sadly at the time we were both too young to drive, so walking was our only solution.
so we're trying to find some sort of fast food place or anything public but nothing, just houses everywhere, my friend told me to knock on someone's door but i couldnt, so as we continue to walk i just cant hold it anymore and luckily theres a park so i run to the park, pull down my pants and sorry to gross anyone out, i just let it all go, diarahee :( ewwwwwwwww. and it wouldnt stop, my friend was crackin up and even i started to giggle a little bit because this has defintely not happen to me nor her before. so for the minute, it was heaven. no toilet paper and that def. sucked, i tried to work with a leaf but that didnt help either so for about 3 minutes i was naked at a public park trying to take off my underwear so i can whip my ***. right when i thought it was over, i got that feeling again, and as i was releasing myself i told my friend that i def. had to go somewhere cause this wasnt going to stop anytime soon, so luckily my other best friend megan happened to live somewhat near so we called her and she picked us up and finally got to a mcdonald and was there for a long long long long time. ive never use a public bathroom before but this time, i didnt mind. haha finally it ended. got dropped off home. in conclusion i had to throw away one of my favorite panties, and my pants were also stained which i later threw away as well the next day. and my crush told i was a total wacko for leaving his house without even saying bye. so i didn't get the boy either. hahaha

Answer 2

Do you mean "Has anyone urinated or defecated other than at a lavatory" ?

Yup, sprinkled the dandelions in a field lots of time.
On very rare coccasions, I have dampened a tree in the street.

Not quite sure what you are on about with "I ont want ... make it crazy", so I ignored that bit :)





*** UPDATE ***

Ridgely, why does the bush need to be dry ? :)

Answer 3

My cancer medication has a lot of side effects. One is that I can get a sudden onset of diarreah. So rather than mess up more new clothes, I am back to wearing diapers. I must admit, I've used them to pee in from time to time if I am waiting in line at the market and get that sudden urge, I don't lose my place in line, I just go.

Answer 4

I'm a country girl & I have to pee alot so....... I go whereever I have to; behind bushes, car doors, trees; out in the open if I must. It sure beats pissy pants!
A bit of advise: If you are ever on Burbon Street in New Orleans, most of those "puddles" aren't water! Step over 'em. :-)

Answer 5

I left my 10 year old daughter in the van while I went in to pay a bill. When I went back out to the van.She had peed in the van seat,in her clothes.The seat had a storage draw under it I kept the car papers in it. It had pee in it, all the papers were soaked.I asked her WHY?? She said she couldn't wait, Kids!

Answer 6

When I was in the Army, I was in serving in the Kuwaiti desert, and every time we had to take a dump, we would dig a 1ft by 1ft hole and crap in it, then when we were done, we'd fill it with sand so nobody would know that we had been there.

Answer 7

me and my buddy had been like eight and we had been external in our bathing fits (which have been more commonly rainy) and we needed to pee. we did not desire to dry off pass within and pee in a rainy bathing swimsuit simply two hop again within the pool so we went on this lawn subject (which was once blocked off by way of a wall and gate) and simply moved the crotch to the part and peed.... no person ever knew (besides my peers lil sis who peed two)

Answer 8

Haha I pooped in my backyard once when I was 8 or 9.

Answer 9

Um hell yes, I've been to many bush parties where the best place to pee is behind a bush.... hurts your legs after a while

Answer 10

last year i got locked out of my apartment and i needed the restroom so bad i peaded in a bush i was releived until i saw the land lady was watching me i hated it but it always gives me a good laugh

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!