Stop it with a shovel :)
2006-11-12 07:12:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hmmm - how did the baby get on to the line to swing?
A baby was born so advanced in development he could talk.
He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?" he asked.
"Why, yes, I am," said the doctor.
The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during the birth."
He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?"
"Yes, dear, I am," said the mother beaming.
"Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said.
He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?"
"Yes, I am," his father proudly answered.
The baby motioned him closer, then poked him repeatedly on the forehead with his index finger. "Hurts, doesn't it!
2006-11-12 07:22:29 · answer #1 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
take the line down
2006-11-12 15:13:50 · answer #2 · answered by cry baby gator 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that wasnt funny, but u w8 till it takes a p00py, an its come rite down to u.
2006-11-12 15:21:17 · answer #3 · answered by oceanlab 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unpin the baby and take it inside.
2006-11-12 15:14:13 · answer #4 · answered by quatrapiller 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
reel the baby in hahahaha
2006-11-12 15:16:42 · answer #5 · answered by Comet girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did u ask a question if u knew the answer
2006-11-12 15:13:50 · answer #6 · answered by jelly_jam_maplesyrup 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA THAT WAS FUNNY OF COURSE YOU STOP IT WITH A SHOVEL
2006-11-12 15:15:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
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Not funny
2006-11-12 15:45:26 · answer #8 · answered by a 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke is stupid and makes no since...
2006-11-12 15:15:35 · answer #9 · answered by hugabug72 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was that supposed to be funny?
2006-11-12 15:13:42 · answer #10 · answered by Gingersnap 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋