2006-11-12 06:37:40 · 13 answers · asked by darrenbafc 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet".
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says "There is nothing wrong with them!"
Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice but, are... my... test... results... back?
2006-11-12 06:55:28 · answer #1 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 10⤊ 0⤋
This is by Bill Engvall:
I was waiting for the elevator to come down after just pressing the up button. This guy walks up to me and asks, "Are these the elevators that go up?" My replay was, "Nah, these are the ones that go side-to-side. The ones that go up are down the hall." He WALKED AWAY.
2006-11-12 06:45:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a little girl and she HATED sunday school.
She always fell asleep. One day the teacher asked her a question. Christie? Who created the earth? A little bot named Johnny behind her jabbed her with a pencil. Immediatly she shouted " GOD AlMIGHTY!" and she fell back asleep. Again her teacher asked her a question. Christie, who is our savior? and again, Johnny jabbed her in the back. "JESUS CHRIST!" christie shouted. "Good" said the teacher. And again christie fell back asleep. Then, the sunday school teacher asked her Christie? What did Eve say after she had hre 19th child? and again Johnny jabbed her in the back. " DAMN IT! IF YOU JAB THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA BREAK IT IN HALF!
2006-11-12 06:47:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It was never released to the public and was so funny that it could only be told one word at a time by 25 different actors.
There was a problem once when two of the actors saw each others word and died of laughter.
Tragic...but funny
2006-11-12 06:40:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
I agree with Jeff
2006-11-12 09:03:30 · answer #5 · answered by apes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Answer:
Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 12.
2006-11-12 06:55:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Slightly outdated......
Q.What do you call a woman that breaks wind in your beer?
A. Fartima Whitbread
Q. What do you call a policewoman with a shaved bikini line?
A. C__t stubble
2006-11-12 07:07:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
go to my questions and read some of mine.... you have to have a sense of humour though and not be shocked easily
2006-11-12 09:33:18 · answer #8 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was on monty python. used in the 2nd world war to kill the enemy
2006-11-12 07:09:11 · answer #9 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well there were these two boys and they were going down the road, yes they were going down the road, and then, well, they, um............ sorry dear, my demetia has set in , it was funny tho!
2006-11-12 06:46:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋