A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
"Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode the stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG, and few of us realize the long-term harm caused by the pollutants in our drinking water.
"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake."
2006-11-12 05:55:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha 8/10
2006-11-12 05:57:01 · answer #1 · answered by mistery person 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm particular you be conscious of my proper selection with the help of now... 'Gold dirt woman' ~ Fleetwood Mac and likewise :~ 'Fields of Gold' ~ Sting {or Eva Cassidy} 'Gold dirt' ~ Sandy Denny crafty Little devil : great call on John Stewart's 'Gold' :)
2016-12-28 19:40:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow 10/10
2006-11-12 05:58:29 · answer #3 · answered by Doctor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah true very true it's dangrs food
2006-11-12 05:57:22 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA that's hilarious...... sounds like something my hubby would say
2006-11-12 05:59:18 · answer #5 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha thats was funny
2006-11-12 06:07:57 · answer #6 · answered by sexylove1_2008 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-12 06:01:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow...that is funny..hahahaha...im still laughing
2006-11-12 06:28:20 · answer #8 · answered by FredDIEMerCURyLOVer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol true
2006-11-12 05:59:57 · answer #9 · answered by Jess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha, good one.
2006-11-12 05:59:05 · answer #10 · answered by venusiaint 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋