In a pet market, a woman saw a man who was selling a mosquito in a jar. On the jar, she read, "A replacement for a man."
"How it works?" the woman asked.
"You just open the jar, and he'll know what to do. Just in case, here is my phone number."
At home, the woman undressed, opened the jar and went to bed. The mosquito flew to the ceiling and stayed there. The woman waited for a while, and then dialed the man's number. The man arrived and said to the mosquito, "You lazy lout, watch one more time, it's the last time I am showing you how to do it."
2006-11-12 05:55:02 · 19 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny.
really a dumb mosquito.
2006-11-15 20:07:34 · answer #1 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i assumed the capital N became into for a racist term. not that it could have been humorous. different than if the spouse reported, "Me too. What a coincident. I used a black one. and then the farmer reported, Like, WOW! Me too. What a coincident! perhaps not. No on no account. it is extra valuable you're way.
2016-10-17 04:46:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one...Keep up your good work...
I have seen you with lots of good jokes lately...
2006-11-12 06:17:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-11-16 21:11:43 · answer #4 · answered by s.p. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-11-12 23:18:21 · answer #5 · answered by mr. x 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.....funny one......heard it before, a frog in place of masquito...still, brought a chuckle........LOL
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2006-11-12 22:07:24 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm.... very interesting
2006-11-12 15:31:10 · answer #7 · answered by Heista 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny and clever man ^_^
2006-11-12 15:23:40 · answer #8 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
very funny.
2006-11-12 15:29:44 · answer #9 · answered by arpita 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
bombastic yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
2006-11-12 16:32:05 · answer #10 · answered by mevi 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋