a man is sent to prison for 2 years, when he arrives he is escorted to his cell, standing there is his cell mate who is 7 feet tall, totally naked with a 12" penis, the cell mate says " tonight we are going to play mummies and daddies, you have 2 hours to decide which one you want to be".
so the man sat there pondering i cant take that it wil break me in half,and if i am daddy at least i can give it to him which wont hurt,
the moment of truth arrived and the cell mate said "ok have you decided what you want to be yet?"
the man gulped and squeaked "i will be daddy"
so the cell mate said " ok it time daddy came up here and sucked mummies c*ck"
2006-11-12 05:48:59 · 10 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha
2006-11-12 05:51:39 · answer #1 · answered by BLONDESHELL 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You've been to prison haven't you? was your cell mate a 7 ft tall guy with a rather large penis? this joke is about you isn't it?
You should have just kicked the guy in the bollucks and then stepped on his neck.....unlucky mate.
2006-11-12 06:47:43 · answer #2 · answered by blissman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not really funny. I guess it's supposed to be ironic, that it doesn't matter what the answer was? But the punchline doesn't do much for me.
2006-11-12 05:52:18 · answer #3 · answered by Perdendosi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite funny. try to imagine what this poor guy thought at that moment!
2006-11-12 05:58:57 · answer #4 · answered by Christophe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-12 06:02:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny, sorry.
2006-11-12 05:52:05 · answer #6 · answered by venusiaint 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2006-11-12 05:51:12 · answer #7 · answered by Klaudia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...funny..but not the funniest one ever
2006-11-12 06:32:04 · answer #8 · answered by FredDIEMerCURyLOVer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's nasty that a jailbird joke!!
2006-11-12 05:53:24 · answer #9 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was ok x
2006-11-12 06:38:09 · answer #10 · answered by mummy of 2 boys and a princess x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋