An ear was walking down the street when he came up to an eyeball standing on the corner. The ear stopped and asked, "Excuse me Mr. Eyeball, I can't read that sign across the street. Will you please tell me what it says?" The eyeball looks at the ear and says, "What?"
2006-11-12 05:28:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was incredibly Corney dude, but i keep chuckling... I guess i am just Corney also
2006-11-12 05:36:04 · answer #1 · answered by Charisma 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Back when in High School a friend of mine wrote:
One dark night in the middle of the day two dead boys came out to play. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and shot the two dead boys, if you don't believe me ask the old blind woman she saw everything. (and this relates to a lot of things today!)
2006-11-12 17:33:04 · answer #2 · answered by Sage 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
weird how does the eyeball talk with no mouth?
then he says to the ear I'm gonna have ta borrow you fur a second.
2006-11-12 13:37:58 · answer #3 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
not funny I have one
two guys walk into a bar, one is odd and the other is a weirdo. Then the bartender says "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE"
THE END
2006-11-12 13:35:33 · answer #4 · answered by mistery person 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Corny and funny at the same time.
2006-11-12 13:53:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL This sounds like a conversation my husband and I have regularly!
2006-11-12 13:42:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Corny, but cute.
2006-11-12 13:30:26 · answer #7 · answered by tinamaries43 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now this joke I understand...very cute!
2006-11-12 13:33:08 · answer #8 · answered by GrandmaW 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute..
2006-11-12 13:35:58 · answer #9 · answered by Whatever 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-12 14:10:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋