I pulled a muscle !
2006-11-12 05:09:45 · 10 answers · asked by jabelite 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lucky you, pulling! Usually at seafood discos I tend to loose all my confidence and Clam up - sat there stuck limpet like to the bar stool hoping that some good looking squid will embrace me with his manly tentacles.....sigh........
2006-11-12 05:18:06 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Behavin 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
You should try letting the girl pull the Muscle its more fun!
2006-11-12 05:12:15 · answer #2 · answered by the_nost2004 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I undergo in ideas that. there have been countless bearded clams there. there have been a pair of them PERCHED on a table. I went to my pocket and took out my WALLEYE, swallowed my PIKED drink, took a TROUT to the mens room or perhaps even with the undeniable fact that i thought I had LOBSTER i eventually FLOUNDER. Forgot to tell you, they on no account asked for my identity CARP.
2016-11-23 17:21:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooo poor joke
2006-11-12 05:15:15 · answer #4 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I nipped a lobster
2006-11-12 05:13:31 · answer #5 · answered by daddyshambles 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I fell out of my pram laughing at that one!
2006-11-12 05:12:06 · answer #6 · answered by Sir Sidney Snot 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
oh my god, serisouly, where do u get these jokes from???? lol.
2006-11-12 05:20:11 · answer #7 · answered by zebra_stripes01 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY
2006-11-12 06:19:07 · answer #8 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*Snicker*
2006-11-12 05:37:31 · answer #9 · answered by Trust no 1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha ^_^
2006-11-12 05:15:11 · answer #10 · answered by Helena 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋