One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.
She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. She looks at her mother and inquisitively asks, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy,
one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then asked, "Momma, how come all of grandma's hairs are white?"
2006-11-12 05:06:03 · 31 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A bonus joke:-
A man and his wife are seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner.
After the waiter arrives the man says, "I'LL have the biggest, thickest steak."
The waiter replies "But Sir ... what about the mad cow?"
The man replies, "She'll have a salad."
2006-11-12 05:06:27 · update #1
hahaha...you have also started giving bonus jokes....take one and get one free.......
funny ones, both,.........some could not understand the first one...LOL
2006-11-12 22:15:34 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice!
And for those of you who don't get the first one:
If every time the little girl did something that made her mom cry her mom got a white hair, and the mom only had a few white hairs then the little girl hasn't done that many things bad.
But because the Grandma has all white hair, the little girls mom must have made her mom cry a lot.
2006-11-12 05:19:31 · answer #2 · answered by Sarah 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A tomato family is walking down the street. The little boy is laging behind so the father steps on him and says, "ketchup!"
2006-11-12 05:09:38 · answer #3 · answered by just the facts, mam 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
y dont u become a professional comedian pal..
u ll earn thousands of dollars yaar...
2006-11-15 01:32:41 · answer #4 · answered by amazed !!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man...that's great......Rate 4.99999 out of 5
2006-11-12 05:52:30 · answer #5 · answered by Rajesh K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bonus joke is too good!!!!
2006-11-12 15:35:24 · answer #6 · answered by mamatha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol both were funny
thanks for the laugh ^_^
have a nice day!
2006-11-12 15:24:30 · answer #7 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice effort... did you make them up? Can I email one of to my friend?
2006-11-12 05:10:51 · answer #8 · answered by Miss Independent 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get the first one but the seccond one is funny 10/10.
2006-11-12 05:09:28 · answer #9 · answered by mistery person 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Lady to the doctor over the phone. “ Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can’t get into it. “
Doctor:” Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress.”
Lady: “ Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of car.”
2006-11-12 05:13:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋