A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.
What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss him!
"But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the husband, "but, why?" "Duh; you're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
2006-11-12 04:57:30 · 8 answers · asked by geniuswithU 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've been into jokes for more years than I want to admit. An ex-roommate used to call me King Corn. Take it from me, this is one of the funniest I've seen in a long time.
2006-11-12 05:49:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Simply Brilliant!
2006-11-12 13:11:39 · answer #2 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah good 1
2006-11-12 13:01:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao haha that is really funny
2006-11-12 13:02:53 · answer #4 · answered by Jess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would miss the stamp collector too...........
2006-11-12 13:11:49 · answer #5 · answered by Charisma 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 funny ha ha ha ha
2006-11-12 13:02:46 · answer #6 · answered by mistery person 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A little long but worth it! :-)
2006-11-12 13:43:16 · answer #7 · answered by Trust no 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Good one!!!!! Can you send this to my email? hydimyangel@yahoo.com Please??? thanks.
2006-11-12 13:01:37 · answer #8 · answered by Hydimyangel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋