A year into a serious relationship, a man proposes marriage to his honey. The woman accepts, but with a warning: “My boobs are just like a baby’s.” The guy brushes it off, saying that he loves her and size doesn’t matter. But he also gives a warning of his own: “My penis is also like a baby.” His girlfriend brushes it off, saying that she loves him and size doesn’t matter.
They marry and hie off to their honeymoon. At the hotel suite, they begin to undress. The bride reminds the groom of her warning but he says not to worry. When she gets naked, the groom is taken aback—they are the smallest breasts he’s ever seen! He then proceeds to take off his pants, reminding his new wife about his word of caution. The wife is shocked. “Good God almighty! I thought you said your penis was like a baby?!” The husband replies: “It is! Nine pounds and 21 inches long, like a newborn babe!”
2006-11-12 04:48:32 · 9 answers · asked by eDraLiN 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny!
Where is he and can he be cloned? :)
2006-11-12 04:51:44 · answer #1 · answered by ◙Blue-Eyed♥Red-Headed♥Bella◙ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nyomie- really sweet and can also be spelt Naomi. Grace - gorgeous! Renee is nice but better as a middle name Alaia - nice Leonie - not bad but i prefer leona Sienna - great! like sienna miller Anais - so cute!!!!!!! Sadie - a popular but cute name Gisele - like out of Enchanted - cool! Some mix and matches - Sienna Anais Sienna Grace Anais Leonie Leonie Gisele Leonie Renee Nyomie Grace Alaia Gisele Alaia Renee Gisele Renee Gisele Anais Sadie Sienna Sadie Grace Anais Nymoie Anais Grace
2016-05-22 07:14:31 · answer #2 · answered by Rita 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-12 06:13:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol that's funny
2006-11-12 04:52:30 · answer #4 · answered by Jess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-12 04:53:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WTF.. sick!
2006-11-12 04:59:41 · answer #6 · answered by Helena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMFG WTF?!?!
2006-11-12 04:53:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny... thanks for the smile...
2006-11-12 04:50:55 · answer #8 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wtf
2006-11-12 04:50:19 · answer #9 · answered by This space for rent! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋