There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became Very depressed because he had loved to play guitar and do a lot of Things that took two arms.
One day he had had it. He decided to Commit suicide.
He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off.
He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw this man didn’t have any arms at all. He started thinking, what am I
Doing up here feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good arm to Do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life.
He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him How glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and Felt ugly and useless and was going to kill himself.
He thanked him Again for saving his life and he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.
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2006-11-12 04:02:18 · 8 answers · asked by BetchaBiteAChip 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up his heels again.
He asked, ” Why are you so happy anyway? “
He replied;, ” I’m NOT happy; my *** itches.”
2006-11-12 04:02:30 · update #1
Funny!!
I'll bet you didn't even think about offending anyone when you posted this one.
And see, nobody complained, yet.
2006-11-13 16:17:58 · answer #1 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's what i call a good joke, well worth reading LMAO 1st class thumbs up girl
2006-11-12 12:06:02 · answer #2 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
bring me wine
2006-11-12 12:05:44 · answer #3 · answered by iftikhar a 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. Well worht reading. Thanks for making me laugh. Hope you got more
2006-11-12 12:18:15 · answer #4 · answered by Mr Business 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a tad long but ok.
2006-11-12 12:18:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-12 12:04:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
ah that gutta suck
2006-11-12 12:10:05 · answer #7 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!!! poor guy... ^^y
2006-11-12 12:05:49 · answer #8 · answered by Mimi C 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋