My mother caught me with my socks off and my toesnails was polished. She still haven't gotten over this...http://www.shadoehaze.com/photo-galleries/Prom%20Night%20In%20Da%20Hood/ghettoes_1.jpg
2006-11-12 03:52:36
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answered by ? 5
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One time I was at a bar, crossdressed. This guy sends a drink to my table without even asking if I wanted it or not. He comes over and sits down and puts his hand on my knee. (I am into women perhaps a bit too much). I try and humor him. He thinks I am a woman. He starts sliding his hand up and down my leg and getting closer to my goodies. I turn and look him in the eye and in my best male voice tell him, "I prefer the ladies". He was so shocked he couldn't even say a word as he ran away.
2006-11-12 11:57:55
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answered by Anonymous
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I just found a superb CD that is funny and erotic and wise at the same time - as well as being beautifully read. It's called The Woodnymphs, and you can listen to excerpts at www.thewoodnymphs.co.uk ... it doesn't quite fit your request except that you said that you were in a laughing mode and my friends have been laughing at it ever since I gave it as Christmas presents. So I thought I could keep you laughing longer.
Hope it helps and I really hope you'll enjoy.
2006-11-12 12:27:22
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answered by mrsgavanrossem 5
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A couple of years ago, I was Christmas shopping in Sam Goody...and when I squatted down to look at something I heard this huge RRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIPPP. I quickly assessed the situation and found a huge 4-5" long tear along the butt crack of my pants. (yeah...and I was wearing a thong!) It was dead of winter...and I had to walk around the Mall of America in a tank top because my sweatshirt had to be tied around my waist. (The looks I got from people...embarrassing and funny at the same time.)
If that wasn't enough....this other time I was on my way to a meeting at work (years ago) I was going down an escalator...not watching the bottom....and yeah....the escalator ate my shoe and sock right off my foot! I am not kidding you. I stood there in shock...at the bottom of the escalator holding up my bare foot. The owners of the building took pictures...filled out a report and sent me on my way. (They gave me the shoe nub that had been recovered from the gears...but nothing to wear on my foot!) I walked through downtown to my meeting...wearing a shoe on one foot...and a sock on the other.
2006-11-12 12:23:13
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answered by Sunshine 1
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when i was 6 my cousin cody stayed with us and we thought we see who could jump the farthest off the porch he took my toy (life size) motorcycle and i got on the back of it and he didnt know how to drive it so we went off the porch backwards motercycle and all!
2006-11-12 11:59:54
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answered by cutesy_bootsy19876 1
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That I will share with you?
Or the whole world?
2006-11-12 11:54:26
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answered by Dr. Feelgood 4
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go to youtube.com search ghetto fights
2006-11-12 12:01:58
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answered by LaLa N 6
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too personal to post it here.
2006-11-12 12:16:22
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answered by Mysterious 6
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I have one,but can't post it here)-:
2006-11-12 11:50:18
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answered by Anonymous
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ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm............................no
2006-11-12 11:49:45
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answered by flashpro 5
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