Doctor's Office
This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there,
and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is
embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists
you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know
most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled
it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor
for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied. The Receptionist
became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room
and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this
room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your
ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in
private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of
strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out,
waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??" "There's something
wrong with my ear", he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and
smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear,
Sir??"
"I can't piss out of it," he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
2006-11-12 03:30:21 · 11 answers · asked by David R 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
thats funny really i'll try it next time i visit a doc
2006-11-12 03:37:07 · answer #1 · answered by fan#1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This really happened. Back in 1965 when I was 17, I had to have several operations for a cancer behind my eye. A few days after the first operation, I was laying in a ward with about 10 other patients. Directly across from me was an elderly man who could not get out of bed. He rang the nurse's buzzer and this huge nurse came in and ask him what he wanted, and he replied. "I have to pee." She said, "Okay, honey, be right with you," and started talking to another nurse who had came in behind her. I still remember, to this day that she was telling her about the repairs to her front porch railing. The elderly man again told her he had to pee real bad and she said, "okay, just a second". The old fellow just could't wait any longer, rolled up on his side and let fly the stream of pee, which went directly onto the backside of the nurse who was putting him off. After a second or two, the nurse felt the wet and spun around and asked the old man what did he think he was doing? The old man said, "I told you I had to pee really bad and I couldn't hold it anymore," The nurse looked around and realized everyone had seen what had happened and stormed out of the room. Everyone looked around at each other and we started to laugh and giggle at the same time. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman was transferred to a separate section of the hospital the next day and died a couple days later. Lesson here, get your priorities in order or you might get pis_ed on!
2006-11-12 12:00:04 · answer #2 · answered by one eye 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1
2006-11-12 11:43:31 · answer #3 · answered by southernn_sky_2020 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2006-11-12 11:33:07 · answer #4 · answered by advicee235 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats something my grandfather would have said he comes out with the funny things all the time i got a big laught out of that one thanks for making my day.
2006-11-12 11:37:51 · answer #5 · answered by dar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-11-12 11:33:45 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really funny
2006-11-12 11:36:27 · answer #7 · answered by Valeska C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one.
2006-11-12 11:35:07 · answer #8 · answered by kim j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Nice one.
2006-11-12 11:34:02 · answer #9 · answered by Rei-chan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, That'll learn her!
2006-11-12 11:35:51 · answer #10 · answered by jennifer c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋