has to ask her to move so that the tide can come in?
2006-11-12 03:09:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no but i have now . pretty good
2006-11-12 03:11:43 · answer #1 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My mother in law is so fat that one day she stepped off the kerb and a car ran out of petrol trying to swerve round her!
2006-11-12 12:07:53 · answer #2 · answered by jabelite 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh god, you were there when my mother in law was at the beach, I dint think anyone was there, im so sorry to have ruined your day at the beach.
2006-11-12 11:24:44 · answer #3 · answered by PRINCESSKK 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sizeist!
2006-11-12 11:18:11 · answer #4 · answered by Warmnjuicy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad at all, i like mother in law jokes, but if i catch my son in laws telling them they'll be in serious trouble.
2006-11-12 13:42:28 · answer #5 · answered by DAWN B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are there no fat people in Ireland?
2006-11-12 11:49:41 · answer #6 · answered by Amelie2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like something someone would say in a movie and you would hear crickets chirping.
2006-11-12 11:17:35 · answer #7 · answered by JonnaMamma 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee hee..your so funny!.....Definitely deserves a gold star!
2006-11-12 11:12:23 · answer #8 · answered by Coyote 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and her husband said that he would never be able to get over her. he would have to walk around
2006-11-12 14:08:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, but a good one
2006-11-12 11:21:11 · answer #10 · answered by pooja s 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋