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A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold the bird froze and fell to
the ground in a large field.
While it was lying there,
a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung,
it began to realize how warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy,
and soon to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound,
the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung,
and promptly dug it out and ate it.
Management Lesson?
1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of **** is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep ****, it's best
to keep your mouth shut!!!!!
My granpa always tells me this when i do something idiotic.
DO agree OR NOT???????????????????

2006-11-12 02:39:55 · 10 answers · asked by geniuswithU 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

DUKE ORSINO
I know thee well; how dost thou, my good fellow?

Clown
Truly, sir, the better for my foes and the worse
for my friends.

DUKE ORSINO
Just the contrary; the better for thy friends.

Clown
No, sir, the worse.

DUKE ORSINO
How can that be?

Clown
Marry, sir, they praise me and make an *** of me;
now my foes tell me plainly I am an ***: so that by
my foes, sir I profit in the knowledge of myself,
and by my friends, I am abused: so that,
conclusions to be as kisses, if your four negatives
make your two affirmatives why then, the worse for
my friends and the better for my foes.

DUKE ORSINO
Why, this is excellent.

will shakespeare....twelfth night, or What You Will

2006-11-12 03:07:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Definately AGREE

2006-11-12 10:44:15 · answer #2 · answered by Kellibee 1 · 0 0

well i am in a bit of in between ok agree

2006-11-12 12:04:36 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0 0

I reluctantly agree.......lol
Thanks for sharing.
Hope you enjoy your weekend : - )

2006-11-12 10:47:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wise words ...

2006-11-12 10:56:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i agree i think

2006-11-12 10:42:14 · answer #6 · answered by Jackie 2 · 0 0

agree...very true

2006-11-12 10:46:35 · answer #7 · answered by Amy 4 · 0 0

i concur

2006-11-12 10:42:03 · answer #8 · answered by soxfan 5 · 0 0

so true

2006-11-12 10:42:23 · answer #9 · answered by Seba 2 · 1 0

i agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......

2006-11-12 11:26:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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