A cucumber and a pickle are having a conversation and the pickle says to the cucumber, "You know my life really sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings over me and stick me in a jar."
So the cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad ... whenever I get big, fat and juicy they slice me up and they put me over salad."
So this penis is walking by and overhears their conversation and says, "You think that your life is tough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they put a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark smelly room and make me do push ups until I throw up!"
2006-11-12 02:18:54 · 12 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gosh ........... I'm speechless
LOL.......thanks for sharing : - )
Enjoy your day ....lol
2006-11-12 02:40:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Inappropriate, but funny! I get this one!
2006-11-12 03:00:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao heard it before but it's still funny
2006-11-12 02:54:15 · answer #3 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-11-12 02:46:39 · answer #4 · answered by BENDER IS THE BOMB!!! (Fav show) 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats really funny.
2006-11-12 02:48:05 · answer #5 · answered by Konverse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, that there is funny!
2006-11-12 02:38:37 · answer #6 · answered by kepjr100 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dirty, but funny.
2006-11-12 02:41:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao Love It :) :) :)
2006-11-12 07:22:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-12 02:25:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! thanks i needed a laugh. you have great jokes :D
2006-11-12 12:39:37 · answer #10 · answered by Youngling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋