A guy sticks his head into a barbers shop and asks, “How long
before I can get a haircut?”
The barber looked around his shop full of customers and said,
“About two hours.” The guy left. A couple of days later the same
guy returns to the barbers shop and stuck his head inside and
asked. “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked
around his shop and replied, “About three hours.” The guy left. A
week later the same guy stuck his head in the barbers shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked
around his shop and said, “About an hour and a half.” The barber
turned to a friend and said, “Hey Bill, do me a favour. Follow that
guy and see where he goes. He keeps coming and asking how long he
has to wait for a haircut and then never comes back.” Bill sets off
and then returns to the shop a short time later laughing.,
hysterically. The barber asked, “So where does that guy go when he
leaves?” Bil
2006-11-12 01:13:27 · 11 answers · asked by god g 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bill looked up tears in his eyes and said. “Your house!!!”
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2006-11-12 01:14:55 · update #1
Bill looked up tears in his eyes and said. “Your house!!!”
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2006-11-12 01:15:02 · update #2
looool,,, herez a joke for ya too::
a survey about how men like womenz legz:
25% said they like thin legz
19% said they like fat legz
56% said they like something in between!!!!!
2006-11-12 01:19:10 · answer #1 · answered by Vivid Pink 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
heard it but it was with a chemist and the guy bought rubber
2006-11-12 10:00:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, nice to laugh this morning!
2006-11-12 09:19:32 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-12 09:15:43 · answer #4 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have to go with topopsy i didnt get it either
2006-11-12 09:19:04 · answer #5 · answered by R.I.P Corey I miss you 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh my good lord ................ that was funny ........LOL
Thanks for sharing and enjoy your weekend :- )
2006-11-12 09:40:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2006-11-12 09:18:05 · answer #7 · answered by tanner 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that's a good one ....*
2006-11-12 10:34:40 · answer #8 · answered by dechick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA-HA-HA-HA FUNNY JOKE AY
2006-11-12 09:15:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-12 09:18:38 · answer #10 · answered by mnm4213 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋