A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense...........
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign "
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, thats the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."
Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer and says: "DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"
2006-11-12 00:16:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha......pretty good....what the lawyer did then?....LOL
2006-11-12 00:22:11 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Phone Won't Stop Ringing? Here's What You Do Leola Starling of Ribrock, Tenn., had a serious telephone problem. But unlike most people she did something about it. The brand-new $10 million Ribrock Plaza Motel opened nearby and had acquired almost the same telephone number as Leola. From the moment the motel opened, Leola was besieged by calls not for her. Since she had the same phone number for years, she felt that she had a case to persuade the motel management to change its number. Naturally, the management refused claiming that it could not change its stationery. The phone company was not helpful, either. A number was a number, and just because a customer was getting someone else's calls 24 hours a day didn't make it responsible. After her pleas fell on deaf ears, Leola decided to take matters into her own hands. At 9 o'clock the phone rang. Someone from Memphis was calling the motel and asked for a room for the following Tuesday. Leoloa said, "No problem. How many nights?" A few hours later Dallas checked in. A secretary wanted a suite with two bedrooms for a week. Emboldened, Leola said the Presidential Suite on the 10th floor was available for $600 a night. The secretary said that she would take it and asked if the hotel wanted a deposit. "No, that won't be necessary," Leola said. "We trust you." The next day was a busy one for Leola. In the morning, she booked an electric appliance manufacturers' convention for Memorial Day weekend, a college prom and a reunion of the 82nd Airborne veterans from World War II. She turned on her answering machine during lunchtime so that she could watch her favorite soap opera, but her biggest challenge came in the afternoon when a mother called to book the ballroom for her daughter's wedding in June. Leola assured the woman that it would be no problem and asked if she would be providing the flowers or did she want the hotel to take care of it. The mother said that she would prefer the hotel to handle the floral arrangements. Then the question of valet parking came up. Once again Leola was helpful. "There's no charge for valet parking, but we always recommend that the client tips the drivers." Within a few months, the Ribrock Plaza Motel was a disaster area. People kept showing up for weddings, bar mitzvahs, and Sweet Sixteen parties and were all told there were no such events. Leola had her final revenge when she read in the local paper that the motel might go bankrupt. Her phone rang, and an executive from Marriott said, "We're prepared to offer you $200,000 for the motel." Leola replied. "We'll take it, but only if you change the telephone number."
2016-05-22 06:52:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then the lawyer had his lawyer take a look at the webcam footage relayed to the internet supplemented with video footage from the subsequently subpoenaed cruiser cam and sued the county into bankruptcy.
2006-11-12 00:22:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not mess with Deputy Fife.
2006-11-12 00:17:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do u make a lawyer grow?
feed him viagra.
2006-11-12 00:51:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good.
2006-11-12 00:20:05 · answer #6 · answered by WC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one.. brilliant! lol!
2006-11-12 00:50:37 · answer #7 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay?
2006-11-12 00:18:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋