A man walked into a bar holding an alligator. He asked the bartender,
"Do you serve lawyers here?" The bartender said, "Yes, we do!" "Good,"
replied the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my alligator."
2006-11-11 22:42:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe, good joke>>> but the truck driver has not left any one.
A truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a courthouse at the side of the road. Of course, there were always lawyers walking along the road. The truck driver made it a practice to hit any pedestrian lawyers with his truck as he sped by. One day, he spotted a priest walking along the road and stopped to give him a ride. A little further along, as he approached the town, he spotted a lawyer walking along the side of the road. Automatically, he veered his truck towards the lawyer, but...then he remembered his passenger. He swerved back to the center, but he heard a "whump" and in the rear view mirror he spotted the lawyer rolling across the field. He turned to the priest and said, "Father, I'm sure that I missed that lawyer!" And the priest replied, "That's OK, my son, I got him with the door."
2006-11-11 22:57:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was the 10th bar that man had tried to get his alligator a lawyer! Seems less and less bars are serving them these days
2006-11-12 13:12:15 · answer #2 · answered by bentomsun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.....very funny....did he feed his alligator?.....LOL
2006-11-11 23:03:33 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2006-11-11 22:47:38 · answer #4 · answered by whay i lost my ?s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ................thanks for sharing.
Hope you are enjoying your weekend : - )
2006-11-12 02:26:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-11 22:51:48 · answer #6 · answered by DEATHMETAL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋