How do I become an ewok ???

Answer 1

Firstly you need to divorce yourself from earth reality, remove all those nasty little reminders that your human, like social friendship and a job.

then you need to isolate yourself from human contact, I hear the middle of the Gobi desert is a great place for doing this, but you will probably want to live in some great big old forest.

I suggest the the more remote parts of the Amazon may just serve you in your quest to reach Endor's forest moon.

You might want to take away any similar like minded individuals, so I suggest that spend a year recruiting fellow ewoks at the Star wars conferences, and then go for it, as far away from the rest of us as you can. If that is not practical, try hang - gliding off beechy head in a hand made glider, and a fur jacket, should make the 10pm news.

Answer 2

well first all you have to grow a lot of body hair (you may already have that) shrink a couple of feet and then catch the next ship (leaving on Friday) to the forests of Endor. When you arrive you will be welcomed, providing that you are going to pledge yourself to the Rebel Alliance. You have to prove yourself to become an Ewok by fighting Darth Vadar and his troups. You will then be eligible to gain full Ewok status and will be able to travel freeling around the universe on an Ewok passport.
Good Luck!!!

Answer 3

That's incredable!! Two people with the same name, and they both want to be Ewoks! What's the chance of that happening, (it still sounds racist!).

Answer 4

Grow your hair.

Cut your legs off below the knees.

Shove a broom stick up Uranus, (helps with waddling walk)

Finally a swift kick in the balls to get the voice right

And that's it Ewok world here we come, me I rather stay human and not have my balls as mumps

Answer 5

I just wish I knew what an ewok is !

Answer 6

you have to send a covering letter to luke skywalker care of endor, be sure to enclose, your c.v along with proof of identity,ie,passport, photo drivers licence, and proof of address, ie, 2x utility bills, you will also need to prove your right to live and work in endor along with your national insurance number,
if all that fails, don't worry you can always stay in the uk and scrounge all the benefits just like every one else who comes here.

good luck and i hope you succeed in your mission.

Answer 7

Make a fancy dress costume, put it on and run about in the woods.

Answer 8

by getting on to level 7 on answers

Answer 9

You're looking for the fantasy section.

BTW... click the heels of your ruby slippers together three times
and say, there's no place like home......

Answer 10

getting a ffuucckkiinngg life u muppet