fun things to do at walmart?

Question

1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they are not looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens

5. Turn all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Put M&Ms on layaway.

8. Move "CAUTION-WET FLOOR" signs to carpet areas.

9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

10. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why won't you people leave me alone?"

11. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

12. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes and X-Men.

13.Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

14. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

15. Switch signs on the men's and women's bathrooms.

16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

17. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign out front.

18. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

19. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!"

20. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

21. Go to the food court, get a soft drink, tell them you don't get out much and would they put one of those little paper umbrellas in it.

22. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"

Answer 1

Nothing original about that!!! I have copied and pasted an e-mail I got about 2 years ago:

Mr. And Mrs.Bauer are retired, and Mrs. Bauer insists her
Husband go with her to Walmart, but he gets bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Bauer loves to browse. Here's the letter sent from WalMart:

Dear Mrs. Bauer:
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a Commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban Both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our Video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Bauer are Listed below.

Things Mr. Warren Bauer has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's Carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the Restrooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... And watched what happened.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's On layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted Area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told Other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding Department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to Cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
Mirror, and picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked The clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" Using different size funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, Yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he Assumes the fetal position and screams "NO ! NO!
It's those voices again!!!!" And last, but not least ......

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
Awhile,then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here"!!!!

Regards, Wal-Mart

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Ride the bikes. A few weeks ago my friends and I went to a 24 hour walmart at like 2 am. While I was there I rode this little bike meant for a toddler around the bike aisles. Store employees saw me and nearly died laughing. It was stupid and childish, but a whole lot of fun!

Answer 4

heresa few of my wally-mart favs:

Argue with the checkout girl over a 2cent price difference on a cannned vegetable in a lonnnnng line.

fight with the kid at the X-box machine for controller supremacy

walk behind ppl in the aisles and make farting/squeaking noises as they walk

stand in the middle of the candy aisle and ask passersby "iz you my momma" ?

Tell the ppl at the bakery how silly they look in those plastic hats

steal a loading dolly and take a "joyride"

wait for someone to buy something at automotive, then step up in line and yell "Why ain mah caddy dun yet ?"

but my fav is : lifting the corner of a shoebox in front of a lady with like 5 kids in the shoe dept, and sayin "Whoooaaaaa,... a dollar ! "

Answer 5

Try taking a huge dump in the floor and then start to finger paint with it.

Answer 6

Grab one of the display bikes and start riding it around the store!!

Answer 7

And lastly get caught by the security and get kicked out of Walmart......

Answer 8

put in a application there since you spend alot of time in Walmart.

Answer 9

great 1's - good imagination or have u done these things b4?

Answer 10

sorry no walmart in Ireland i am IRISH GIRL sorry