A bloke goes to an outside toilet to have a sh.t. After he has finished he discovers that there is no toilet paper, however there is a hole in the wall. Above the hole there is a sign saying "To wipe your a$$ use your finger and shove it through this hole and it will be licked by human lips". The bloke thinks this is alright and proceeds to wipe his a$$ with his finger. Once he has a big chunk of sh.t on his finger he shoves his finger through the hole in the wall. Then a bloke on the other side of the wall smashes his finger with a hammer. in shock the bloke pulls his finger back through the hole and sucks on it.
2006-11-11 19:40:49 · 11 answers · asked by Jocko 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now that's what i call a JOKE scoop me of the floor lmao
2006-11-11 21:53:39 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, but then the other guy has got poo on his hammer plus some probably splattered on him. All in all, I think it would be much more efficient to stock the outhouse with toilet paper than to hire a guy to sit around waiting for dumbasses to stick their shetty fingers through a hole.
2006-11-12 03:47:00 · answer #2 · answered by Hulkerino 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's some funny SH*T. LOL, Pun intended.
2006-11-12 03:43:26 · answer #3 · answered by ۩ Cuthbert ♂ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-12 06:06:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg - hysterical - lmao
2006-11-12 03:42:53 · answer #5 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats sick! but funny
2006-11-12 03:42:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whitch gay bar did this happen to you in?
2006-11-12 03:42:34 · answer #7 · answered by fisherking 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
didn't expect that one.
2006-11-12 04:34:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is so old i heard that in 2nd grade
2006-11-12 03:43:11 · answer #9 · answered by Angel 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
funny thanks for the laugh
2006-11-12 04:01:45 · answer #10 · answered by kate b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋