Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
Yo momma like Domino's pizza -- Something for nothing.
Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo momma like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
Yo momma like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!
Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.
Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.
2006-11-11 18:32:32 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
those are really old
2006-11-11 18:37:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah man those are pretty good but did you get some of them off of yo momma from MTV
2006-11-12 02:36:00 · answer #2 · answered by loving life 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so ugly, when they had an ugly contest she couldn't join cause the rules said, "No professionals"
2006-11-12 02:37:43 · answer #3 · answered by thrag 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat, when she wears her malcolm x jacket helicopters land on her back.
2006-11-12 02:41:58 · answer #4 · answered by Adam B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma's so stupid, that after watching a skittles commercial she fell to her death tryin' to taste the rainbow.
2006-11-12 03:44:39 · answer #5 · answered by crazycabbie6 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.. actually fell out of my chair reading these out to some friends! Hilarious.
2006-11-12 03:19:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, yo mama jokes are always funny! my favorites are these ones:
-yo mama's so fat, she doesn't need internet she's already world-wide
-yo mama's so fat, she has 4 different time zones on her body
don't you agree that they're hilarious??? i do!
2006-11-12 02:54:52 · answer #7 · answered by Lux 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ya their funny, but I already heard half of them on the show!
2006-11-12 02:53:12 · answer #8 · answered by tonip1963 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty darn funny
2006-11-12 02:58:56 · answer #9 · answered by nette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh My God!! Did you make this up because if you did it is sooo good! I am actually going to be telling some of these to freinds! They are awesome.
2006-11-12 02:34:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i always liked "yo momma's teeth are so black, she spits yoohoo"
2006-11-12 02:36:17 · answer #11 · answered by Smith Jerrod 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋